November 2009
1 post
October 2009
1 post
sogregorgeous: so....
sogregorgeous: this girl who lived on my floor sophomore year
sogregorgeous: pretty fugly
sogregorgeous: was a stripper during the summer
sogregorgeous: and had sex toy parties in her dorm room
sogregorgeous: is on Michigan Avenue
sogregorgeous: trying to get people to sign up for Green Peace
June 2009
4 posts
Pandadents →
April 2009
3 posts
Acrocats →
I’ll be doing some market research here this weekend…
A Day in the Life of Meghan Charters →
Meghan and Meko in Flint
March 2009
5 posts
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/ →
“$1700 / 2br - ***Voted Best F*ckin 2 Bedroom Loft EVER!** (West Loop Playaz!)...”
Man Fights Kangaroo and Wins →
Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves →
February 2009
6 posts
Alter Ego Devo - The Demise
theamoeba:
Devo met a dude this weekend while we were at The Crocodile dancing the night away. A couple of things:
For the purpose of anonymity we will call him call him “B-RAD” (because that is his name and anonymity just isn’t observed by moi)
He is a freelance editor
I believe her words to describe him were “unemployed hipster with a beard”
Now B-RAD called Devo this evening and left her...
I made an 8x8 pan full of brownies this evening -...
theamoeba:
I need to do one of two things:
A. Stop baking for just myself
B. Get a pet that can eat chocolate with me
NOTE TO SELF: Do not let Meghan near my cat. Or the animal shelter.
January 2009
9 posts
“Can we stop so I can get my FUCKING gun?!”
– 60-year-old 8 foot tall man screaming on Broadway at his friends
Lessons in Grammar (and class) from my Facebook...
“DB is shocked because this dirty hurtin ass busted ass beat down ass hoe call her ugly today and i found it to be the funniest shit in the world” Response: DJ: “U should’ve wacked her wit a pretty stick”
To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown,...
I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I’d like to apologize.
I didn’t expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the...
I don't want to live in a "fundamentalist... →
“I like fat chicks because it’s like a blanket that humps”
– Greg (best comment at rebecca’s birthday dinner - well…ever) (via theamoeba)
Best Yelp Review: Citizen
Citizen Bar
364 W Erie St., Chicago, IL 60654
Reviewed by Matt D.
Well looks like nobody likes this place. I went there for Sunday brunch. I was fucking hammered so I really have no right to review what I can’t remember, but who gives a shit, I’m bored. A group of five of us sat outside on a beautiful Sunday. I like the ghost town feel of being in the business district on a...
December 2008
12 posts
dear meghan,
you’re great at cropping pictures of me to use for your profile pic. thanks for always making me look my best.
xoxo,
j
thanks for the email forward, mom
…so I booked into a hotel and said to the receptionist, “I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.” “No,” she said, “it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.”
Angry Drunk Gene - works best with tequila →
BK puts AXE to shame →
Soccer mom on a mission
A minivan just drove up Milwaukee with flashing headlights and a fake siren to blow through traffic. What a great, illegal way to beat the snow traffic.
Santa Nooooooo! →
November 2008
12 posts
Watch
What a smart woman...
Murder-For-Hire SMS Plot Unfolds
We couldn’t make this one up if we tried. Tonia Mullins wanted to kidnap and murder her lover’s wife, so she decided to hire a hit man—by text message.
As Wired reports, the 32-year-old Oklahoma woman texted a prospective hire by saying “Don’t care who as long as they can in no way be traced 2 me or u guys through someone else,” and...
http://superobamaworld.com/ →
WatchPorcupines are better salesmen than beavers.
http://www.coolhunting.com/archives/2008/11/amy_lau... →