Alter Ego Devo - The Demise

theamoeba:

Devo met a dude this weekend while we were at The Crocodile dancing the night away. A couple of things:

  • For the purpose of anonymity we will call him call him “B-RAD” (because that is his name and anonymity just isn’t observed by moi)
  • He is a freelance editor
  • I believe her words to describe him were “unemployed hipster with a beard”

Now B-RAD called Devo this evening and left her a voicemail wanting to see if they could get together this weekend because he had a great time “hanging out” with her (aka making out with Alter Ego Devo) and dancing. Some more bullets because I like using them:

  • B-RAD waited a whopping 40 hours to call. Meaning he’s digging her a decent bit. In Devo world that’s like, 2.5 days too soon + she doesn’t know why she gave him her number in the first place because she just wanted to make out with the dude, not go on a date
  • She keeps emphasizing his unemployment - I say he has a zest for life AND I told her he would be able to go on vacation at the drop of hat because he wouldn’t have to tell anyone about it. Note: I never said WHERE the vacation could take place (See: Lincoln Park Zoo)
  • Alter Ego Devo has a history of making out with hilarious dudes at the bar - (cite: Devo and the infamous Irish Jew circa Jan. 2008 @ Kincades)

In conclusion, Devo doesn’t want to go on a date with B-RAD because he was just supposed to be a make out disaster that she forgot about come today, however, he wants to hold her hand, make babies, and live happily ever after. Hazaa!

  • My thoughts… Devo is sabotaging a possible relationship with future Mr. Devo
  • I also think B-RAD should get a sun dial because he clearly doesn’t know what day of the week it is due to his lack of employment
Devon, you’re going to run out of bars to go to. I mean, you won’t go to Kincade’s anymore…